I'm so bored I took up Vampirism

Right. I changed my mind. I'm entitled to that, right? After all, I did get bitten. Now I'm going to go around biting others (that sounded odd).

What's the attraction in this, I wonder? Seems we just go round picking fights, biting people, or waiting to be picked. Not that a pint or two will arrive by FedEx at our doorstep anytime soon (Don't want that either).

Can I bite strangers? Hmmm....